“What’s that?” asked the little child pointing to a huge shell on the ground.

 “It’s a shell, with a snail inside it!” I explained. We both looked at it awhile, and slowly I saw the snail’s head coming out and two beady eyes looking at us. Then the snail, slowly started it’s journey across my garden.

 “But if it’s not careful, a bird can grab it by the head!” shouted the child fearfully, looking at the sparrows and crows around.

It’s a small showpiece dagger I hold in my hand, a present from the Mayor of Batangas in the Philippines, when I’d visited the country many years ago. He was a young mayor and I heard quite a gangster and war lord. There was a reception at the mayor’s palace that evening and one had to see the place to believe the luxury the rich live in, but below everything was the undercurrent of violence which the dagger in my hand personifies.

Laws like sedition and abetment to suicide are used conveniently by the police to harass the public. And because cunning people know such laws can be used to land you in jail, they threaten you with them. “I am going to commit suicide!”

 “What? For this small amount of money?”

My wife, a medical doctor, is quite strict about the sweets I am allowed to have, and when she does give me permission, laughs as I take it, sit on my favourite rocking chair, and relish the delicacy!

 “Why are you closing your eyes?” she asks chuckling away.

 

                           What part of the car causes the most accidents?

                            Ans: The nut that holds the wheel!

Opened the newspaper this morning and found a whole supplement devoted to cars so I said, well if you can't beat them, join them and decided to devote today's column to car fun!

When a family buys a new car, the father's question is,