Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements

Dear People of India, clap, shout and rejoice! We are delighted to soon offer you a brand-new Vice President. Yes, […]

He turned in bed and saw her silhouette against the dark. His wife, the psychologist, sat up, head bowed, thoughts

Now Jeff, my fierce, handsome German Shepherd, has been gone nigh on three years. But this morning, as I read

Today, the tricolour will be hoisted. The brass band will play the Jana Gana Mana. Politicians will stand straight—well, as straight

I was sitting in a café in New York today, watching the world walk past my table. This was unlike

I read the news report with a smile—one of those polite, tight-lipped smiles you give when someone’s trying to sell

As I listened to Rahul Gandhi’s emphatic, fact-backed, passionate proof of the Election Commission’s complicity in massive voter fraud—proof worked

Sometimes, dear reader, we get so busy winning a little skirmish that we forget there’s a full-blown war still raging.

Breaking news! Breaking news! Hold on to your samosas, ladies and gentlemen, because the Ministry of Education—yes, that ministry, the one meant

Somewhere in Shanghai, the tall Chinaman looked at the other Chinaman and chuckled, “I can see someone running toward us.”