Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements

“Bandra,” I told the auto driver. He looked at me suspiciously. “Bandra?” he repeated. “Yes, Bandra.” “East or West?” “West.” […]

“I wish you hadn’t gone out last evening,” said my wife. I looked at her with the innocent expression husbands

The Maharashtra Food and Drug Administration has been inspecting restaurants across Mumbai and finding some frightening things. Dirty kitchens. Unsafe

There is a frightening moment in choral singing when the entire choir begins to lose pitch. Nobody notices it at

A group of elderly rulers gathered in Delhi to study Artificial Intelligence. They entered the classroom with the confidence of

“Yes,” said the businessman. “So it is confirmed?” I asked. “Yes,” he repeated. “Absolutely certain?” “Of course.” “Can I depend

An Air India aircraft dropped nearly three hundred feet during a flight from Phuket to Delhi, and the captain later

As I sit atop the Poconos Mountains, surrounded by tall trees, quiet paths and a little brook that seems to

“Happy Independence Day!” shouted my neighbour as he hoisted the national flag. “Thank you,” I said. “Does that mean I

“Happy Independence Day!” shouted my neighbour as he hoisted the national flag. “Thank you,” I said. “Does that mean I