Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements

Within my daughter’s property in the Pocono Mountains flows a tiny brook. It is not one of those grand rivers […]

“Has anyone seen my spectacles?” I shouted. My wife looked up from her book, started strangely at me, then asked

“Yesterday, the police chased me with a baton. Today, the government sent me a friendship request.” The young student stared

How we love sitting at the Head Table! I decided to walk over and interview one. “Hi!” I said. “Sit!”

“Makeup!” The leader sits before the mirror while an assistant powders his face. “Chest out, sir,” whispered another. The leader

As I watch my youngest grandchild slowly using her left hand more than her right, I wonder whether she is

“Papa, how do you know this news is true?” My friend looked at his twelve-year-old son, then at the WhatsApp

A fifteen-year-old girl uses abusive language while speaking about the Prime Minister. Immediately, the machinery of power allegedly swings into

I’ve been spending the last part of an hour proving to a machine that I am who I say I

As this government insists on building walls between people, here are two walls worth mentioning. The first belongs to an