Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements

“Oh dear,” I whispered as the news came in, “the antinationals have won!” A gentleman sitting beside me nearly dropped

My neighbour bought a robot vacuum cleaner. “It cleans the house all by itself,” he announced proudly. The next week

I visited the Lincoln Zoo in the US today. As I was walking past the cages, I heard a voice,

Have we all gone blind? Or is it only our young people whose eyes are still open? As students pour

Every parent knows there comes a moment when raising your voice no longer works. The child grows taller, develops opinions,

When news emerged that Sonam Wangchuk, had allegedly been taken forcibly to hospital after his prolonged hunger strike, I found

“Grandpa, race you to the gate!” My grandson had already disappeared down the garden path before I had even decided

A friend once cornered me after a meeting with great determination in his eyes. “Bobby,” he said, “I have a

“Yippee!” screamed my neighbour. I rushed to his house in the middle of the night, thinking the municipality had finally

The interview began brilliantly. “So tell us about yourself,” asked the HR manager. “I have a Master’s degree, an MBA,