Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements

“Yes,” said the businessman. “So it is confirmed?” I asked. “Yes,” he repeated. “Absolutely certain?” “Of course.” “Can I depend

An Air India aircraft dropped nearly three hundred feet during a flight from Phuket to Delhi, and the captain later

As I sit atop the Poconos Mountains, surrounded by tall trees, quiet paths and a little brook that seems to

“Happy Independence Day!” shouted my neighbour as he hoisted the national flag. “Thank you,” I said. “Does that mean I

“Happy Independence Day!” shouted my neighbour as he hoisted the national flag. “Thank you,” I said. “Does that mean I

Within my daughter’s property in the Pocono Mountains flows a tiny brook. It is not one of those grand rivers

“Has anyone seen my spectacles?” I shouted. My wife looked up from her book, started strangely at me, then asked

“Yesterday, the police chased me with a baton. Today, the government sent me a friendship request.” The young student stared

How we love sitting at the Head Table! I decided to walk over and interview one. “Hi!” I said. “Sit!”

“Makeup!” The leader sits before the mirror while an assistant powders his face. “Chest out, sir,” whispered another. The leader